hanna in real life

fearofaqueerplanet:

When I reblog posts with low notes I feel like I’m shopping at whole foods. This is some locally grown fair trade indie label content, and I support it

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scottbaiowulf:

I can probably guess

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d3ssins:

girl scout: hi how are yo-

me: thin mints

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memeufacturing:

me: hello dog
dog: boof
me: oh my gosh

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shouldnt:

My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.

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kaijutegu:

I’m at the zoo and a little girl is lovingly staring at a ground boa and whispering “hi sweetie pie” and telling it that she reads two books before bedtime is this what baby slytherins are like

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knusprig-titten-hitler:

really?

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trouserweasel:

trouserweasel:

LOOK THEY ACTUALLY DO HAVE TOASTERS WITH LITTLE WINDOWS SO YOU CAN WATCH YOUR FOOD GET TOASTED

it looks like toast jail

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